Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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