I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
You ate ashes out of my bong
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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