Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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