In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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