Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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