My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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