he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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