Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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