You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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