Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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