Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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