covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
he puts the penis in happiness.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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