and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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