i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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