but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Randomize
