Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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