i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
You took a bar mat shot.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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