I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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