I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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