so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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