I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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