I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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