Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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