well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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