so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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