the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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