He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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