Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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