he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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