That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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