ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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