Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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