Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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