ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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