it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I just found a bag of teeth...
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Randomize
