In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
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