i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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