dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
