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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
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