Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
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