Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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