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just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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