he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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