piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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