so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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