If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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