Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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