girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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