what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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