I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Please, let me fuck your mom
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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