just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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