just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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